ahahahah-stayinalive:

 

edmundcorcoran:

in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?

eurovision should change the format. have european artists/bands perform and let everyone not european vote because then there’s not so much biased voting going on

Montenegro's Host: We have to be brief, don't we?
Graham Norton: Yes.
Graham Norton: The string on the tin can may go.

ireland really got the short straw here. they shouldn’t allow voting throughout the event bc so many people will vote before seeing all the acts (not like that usually matters bc everyone just votes for their neighbours, but still)

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

germany: WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN
graham norton: speak for yourself

evelynlosthermindforhannibal:

best thing that happend tonight

imserioussirius:

DID HE JUST CALL THAT MAN SIDESHOW BOB